Come and meet Guru Shonki. He will read your mind. He will read your cards. He will communicate with you telepathically. Feel the wind as he takes you on a journey over the oceans and when you open your eyes, your wallet and Guru Shonki will be gone.

Guru Shonki is a dodgy Clairvoyant. From the moment you walk into his misty tent you notice that he is having trouble keeping his beard attached to his face. He will read your tarot cards, he will serenade you, and he will tell what a good person you are by the shape of your wrinkles. You’ll giggle, you’ll snort, and you won’t know what’s coming next. It’s deliciously, unashamedly, wonderfully lame.